Mommy just finished mowing the lawn & she’s a sweaty mess. She smells like something we’d like to roll in. Mommy sat down to cool off & check her email. There is a message in the spam folder from “Harder and Longer”. Good grief, sure hope they don’t mean yard work sessions because they’re long and hard enough and she’s already all exhausted. We wonder if she’ll have the energy later to take us to the lake.